Dustin Eyejuice is a stupid, stupid man.

This Octobersoon, the first volume of his book is coming out. In his book, Eyejuice, a self-proclaimed 'natural entertainer' shares some of his advice, solutions to every day problems, and plans for increasing sales in your local bar. To further sales of the book, Eyejuice has agreed to stay away from most interviews, and is refusing to appear at any book signings.

Dustin Eyejuice can be found propping up the bar from either side at the Hammer's pub on Sebastian Avenue in Plymouth.