You may depend, that those odious Miscreants and destestable Tools to Ministry and Governor, Matt Lee, Rob Myers, Chloe Phillips, Mark Cousens, and Liam Smith, (those Traitors to their Country, Butchers, who have done, and are doing every Thing to make funny and free all that shall stand in the Way of their private Interest,) are determined to come and reside again in the Town of Boston (and in the Towns of Exeter, Totnes, Norwich and Peterborough)

I therefore give you this early Notice, that you may hold yourselves in Readiness, on the shortest Notice, to give them such a Reception as such vile Ingrates deserve.

Chairman of the Committee for Tarring and Feathering

☞ If any Person should be so hardy as to Tear this down, they may expect my severest Resentment.

It has come to the attention of the committee that certain providers of electronic mail services to Ministry and Governor have err'd and forcibly removed, without due course, Mark Stephenson, that most detestable of Plymouthians from previous notices in relation to the creation of the Foo Corporation, of Totnes, England.

Let all records show that Mr Stephenson shall not go unnamed, nor shall he be treated any differently because of the manner of his exclusion.

FooCorp's initial announcement

This Octobersoon, the first volume of his book is coming out. In his book, Eyejuice, a self-proclaimed 'natural entertainer' shares some of his advice, solutions to every day problems, and plans for increasing sales in your local bar. To further sales of the book, Eyejuice has agreed to stay away from most interviews, and is refusing to appear at any book signings.

Dustin Eyejuice can be found propping up the bar from either side at the Hammer's pub on Sebastian Avenue in Plymouth.

Work continues, unbashedly and slowly on Libre.fm, with ground already broken on its sister project, daisychain. Critics must already be wondering "How many more websites will FooCorp start up and then take forever to work on?", and to them we say, several.

Join us most Tuesday's for live-hacking and what-not on the IRCs. More details are available here.

furny have a record out, it's called "More Mature Escapades in Hi-Fi" -- it's good, good, good, but also cheap, cheap, cheap.


Buy a copy from CD Baby, Amazon, iTunes, Napster, and other music stores run by giant corporations. You can also request a copy in your local, wonderful indie record store.

Over the coming months, join us at The FooBar, an exciting event for talented and distinguished persons (plus some of us!) in downtown Boston, Massachusetts.

In the meantime, you are invited to join our darts league.